Advice Dispatches from the Society for the Preservation and Promotion of Sapphic Social Mores
A guide for the sapphic socialite.
June 15, 2015
Advice 
Art Mallory Explains Classic Works Of Art: The Oath Of The Horatii
The Oath of the Horatii as you've never seen it before.
Religion The Princess Serenity Prayer
This is inexcusable, and I am so sorry.
Beauty If Taraji P. Henson Were Your Girlfriend
Life would be perfect.
The Butter Coming in July: Ask Bear
A sneak preview of The Butter's forthcoming advice column, Ask Bear.
Humor If The Beatles Were Replaced By A Large Number Of Crows
A look back at The Beatles, if The Beatles had been a large number of terrifying and sentient crows.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: Sex Girl Patrol
Listen. Even the dogs are panting with passion.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
