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“I’m fine, I’m perfect, we’ve been talking about Arizona, there’s been no problem, and as usual you’re overreacting. No, I was not doing CO-CAIIIINE.”

Dave’s slightly pink wig! Mark’s (presumably) fake teeth and glassy smile! “Well…horrible is something.”

Everyone thinks you’re a pill, and this is exactly what you’re like when you think you’ve been subtle about taking drugs.

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