Please don’t feel bad about yourself if you only listened to about five minutes of the Iliad live-read. It’s a lot, you know? Just re-watch “Checkin’ In” instead. You’re still a good person.
Honestly, I think it’s better than the Monorail song. It’s perfect, and only just below the Planet of the Apes musical from season 7. It may single-handedly bring season 9 into the classic pantheon.
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Wow. That’s a bold statement. Where does “Put the Spring in Springfield” rank?
Okay, for me, it’s:
1. Dr. Zaius
2. Checkin’ In
3. Streetcar!
4. Flamin’ Moe’s
5. Baby On Board
6. Monorail song
7. Your Wife Don’t Understand You (But I Do)
8. Lisa, It’s Your Birthday
9. Stonecutters’ song
10. Plow King
11. Spring in Springfield
12. Talkin’ Softball
WAIT AND I WOULD ALSO PUT “See My Vest” and “Love-Matic Grandpa” above “Spring In Springfield.”
This is the Internet ranking I have been waiting for all my life without realizing it.
Also, Mr. Plow: Homer’s jingle, or Barney’s duet with Linda Ronstadt?
Linda’s Plow King jingle…wait. Both.
Both. Both is good. (And don’t forget the Spanish-language version of “Plow King”!)
“Señor Plow no es macho
Es solamente un borracho!”
Thank you for this. I will ruminate deeply on it and also look for a way to get this playlist onto my mobile devices.
this is a good list. I am also partial to the Kamp Krusty song.
What about the Amendment to Be Schoolhouse Rock parody?
Well, there goes my evening.
ETA: WAIT HOW COULD I ABSOLUTELY FORGET ABOUT THE FLAMIN’ MOES SONG HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
Excuse me, but what about This Log Is Your Log?
And what of Canyoner? These are American classics
If we’re doing parodies this gets waaaay more complicated.
What about Who Needs the Kwik-e-mart? Weirdly of all these I’d say it gets randomly stuck in my head most often.
Also one of my favorites. I love the ending, where Apu is on the roof. In the original, Homer then says, “he lied to us, though song”. This gets cut out in syndication, and I love that line.
No Capitol City or Canyonero*?
Sung by Hank Williams Jr. also from Season 9, which was apparently a great year for music on The Simpsons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZeFDe44Ddo
Where is Bagged Me a Homer?
I have a soft spot for See My Vest cause I sing whenever I have to change over the wardrobe for the summer/winter
It’s also the only song I can reasonably sing in key
Oh, ugh, you’re right! Gotta add that!
Well, I thought bees would give me the worst earworm of the day, but oh my god, I was wrong, it was this all along.
You finally made a monkey out of me.
No love for Tito Puente’s revenge? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRmg3J5vg_8
No love for Tito Puente's revenge? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRmg3J5vg_8
What about The Garbageman Can?? Daddy made a lot of crazy promises!
And Shari Bobbins’ Boozehound song?