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September 15, 2015

Books

Why We Need to Build More Diverse Worlds in Fiction

by Bernard Hayman · September 15, 2015
Bernard Hayman on the necessity of diverse worldbuilding in fiction.
Religion

Bible Verses Where The Phrase “God’s Will” Has Been Replaced With “God’s Takes”

by Mallory Ortberg · September 15, 2015
This Bible just keeps getting better and better.
Books

How To Tell If You Are In A Lai Of Marie De France

by Mallory Ortberg · September 15, 2015
Some helpful hints for your bewildering life.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Humor

Mashup Feelings: A List

by Rachel Lyon · September 15, 2015
Also known as "Thursday."
Poetry

Dirtbag Beowulf

by Mallory Ortberg · September 15, 2015
Beowulf: hero of the Geats, friend of the Danes, enemy to monsters, dirtbag.
Link Roundup

Link Roundup!

by Nicole Cliffe · September 15, 2015
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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