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November 5, 2015

Books

How To Tell If You Are In a Stephen King Novel

by Christy Admiraal · November 5, 2015
Any new friend you make must come to terms with the fact that you will always be closer to the people you met when you were in elementary school.
Books

Buy “Texts From Jane Eyre” In The UK, If You Are In The UK, But Not Otherwise

by Mallory Ortberg · November 5, 2015
SUCK IT, GUY FAWKES.
Advice

Allow This To Direct Your Response To The World Today

by Mallory Ortberg · November 5, 2015
There was a little Spanish flea!

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Humor

How to Change His Entire Name After You’re Married

by Janani Sreenivasan · November 5, 2015
Asking a heterosexual man to change his entire name -- first, middle, and last -- after marriage can feel risky!
Religion

The Convert Series: Laurence Dumortier

by Mallory Ortberg · November 5, 2015
Laurence D on converting to Judaism.

Link Roundup!

by Nicole Cliffe · November 5, 2015
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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