Humor
Bro, it's crazy to think that if Yoko hadn't split up the Beatles, they'd still be alive and together and asking you to jam right now.
Music
More song lyrics that have been improved by the addition of cats.
Link Roundup
More updates from Ferguson.
Food
Recipes for a stress eater.
Misandry
Michele Roberts has assumed the mantle of resident Misandrist Hero.
Meta
This week's Toast Points.
Animals
A bear is thwarted.
Meta
Thursday open thread. May this week end soon.
News
Updates on the latest from Ferguson, Missouri.
Movies
Scenes from Ayn Rand's smash 2006 hit movie "The Devil Wears Prada."
Advice
The fastest way to confuse someone in a movie.
News
Mychal Denzel Smith and others on the killing of Michael Brown.
Meta
The Toast is no longer accepting applications for the assistant editor position. Thanks for applying!
Family
Even though we're not related, somehow we're still family. Whoa.
Television
Ralph Wiggum gets his due.
