Just found this classic picture of me with a newborn, which really captures having a newborn.

Dog.

Tall dog.

Orlando.

So sleepy.

My friend Carrie's puppy Carmella met a pug.

"MY WATER."

The White House!

Just two beautiful, accomplished women who share a mutual inability to know where to look during selfies. Above the phone? A little to the right?

I am in DC today, and I do not know how Claire Underwood never seems to experience the effects of humidity.

"The child said I could eat the bear."

Yesterday was Matt and Jaya's two-year wedding anniversary, so here is a picture of one of their cats.

A boy and his [grandparents'] dog.

This is Mallory, letting you all know that Nicole is away in Canada for the week and will not be doing link roundup!

"Wow, sounds like she's already pretty checked out."

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME

i ate a baby sorry baby