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Scented Candles For Men

by Meirav Devash · July 24, 2013
At long last, candles for men to smell.
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Women of the Starship Enterprise

by Aimee Fleck · July 22, 2013
Saluting the many women of Star Trek.
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What The Posters In Your First Apartment Say About You Now

by Mallory Ortberg · July 18, 2013
The popular posters that decorated your first apartment, and how they made you the person you are today.

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  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

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Signs In Women’s Restrooms: A Public Menace

by Mallory Ortberg · July 17, 2013
"Please do not menstruate directly into the sink."
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A Guide to Popular TV Shows* in 2013

by Haley Crain · July 15, 2013
Haley Crain on 2013's most popular TV shows.
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Where’s Ombré

by Haley Crain · July 3, 2013
Haley Crain on ombré and butt mysteries.
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Everything Is Better With Goths

by Mallory Ortberg · April 14, 2013
Goths: they're dogs. They're Patrick Swayze. They're even Jerry Orbach, who is dead, which is very goth.
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