Laila Alawa on beauty, strength, and being a contradiction.

A quiz to determine whether that special someone likes you based on the novel 'Pamela' by Samuel Richardson.

The sixth installment in Nicole and Mallory's eternal series of official Toast stances.

Adwoa teaches us how to make our faces perfect.

Jesse Berney tracks down the script for the Coen Brothers' slightly gritter take on a "Garfield" movie.

Macbeth with dirtbags.

Danae learns the problems of doing it with a god.

Alexis Coe, our history correspondent, talks about the pitfalls of covering "women's history" and embraces a more gender-neutral alternative.

Let us be happy for Gwyneth and Chris. "Divorce is forever." - Louis CK

Kathleen Kampeas takes a darkly-humorous look at her journey through therapy.

You get to hear about Mallory's vacation because this is my website, shut up.

The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

Margaret and Kathryn decide into which Hogwart Houses the Sorting Hat would have deposited various 19th century British authors of note.

Oh God, I hate Civil War General George McClellan so much.

Dialogue I really, really hope they include in Noah.