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Religion

Bible Verses Where “The Messiah” Has Been Replaced With “King Shit of Fuck Mountain”

by Mallory Ortberg · June 20, 2016
Well, we're closing the site anyhow, so.
Religion

A Prayer For You

by Mallory Ortberg · January 8, 2016
May you bring that kind of focused, petty energy to your enemies.
Beauty

Very Specific Burns

by Nicole Cliffe · August 4, 2015
Nicole unleashes some wicked burns on the unsuspecting.

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Magic

Rich People Curses

by Mallory Ortberg · July 3, 2014
Curses for rich people.
Magic

Powerful Modern Curses

by Mallory Ortberg · May 13, 2014
Powerful modern curses for today's everyman.

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