Religion Bible Verses Where “The Messiah” Has Been Replaced With “King Shit of Fuck Mountain” by Mallory Ortberg · June 20, 2016 Well, we're closing the site anyhow, so.
Religion A Prayer For You by Mallory Ortberg · January 8, 2016 May you bring that kind of focused, petty energy to your enemies.
Beauty Very Specific Burns by Nicole Cliffe · August 4, 2015 Nicole unleashes some wicked burns on the unsuspecting.
Magic Powerful Modern Curses by Mallory Ortberg · May 13, 2014 Powerful modern curses for today's everyman.