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You’re A Social Climber. What Horrible Faux Pas Have You Committed At This Dinner Party, Alienating Your Only Allies In High Society And Ruining, Perhaps Forever, Your Chance Of Winning Lord Grangemere’s Affections?

by Mallory Ortberg · June 8, 2016
The room just went silent. It has to be because of something you said.
Poetry

WHY YOU ARE ANGRY: A TEXT GAME

by Mallory Ortberg · March 31, 2016
Some more poetry.
Poetry

WHY ARE YOU LONELY: A TEXT GAME

by Mallory Ortberg · March 2, 2016
I HAVE A FEW THEORIES

More by Mallory Ortberg

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  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

The Butter

A Girl’s Guide to Gaming

by Katrina Smith · August 5, 2015
"Rewrite the Myth of the Real Gamer. You are the Real Gamer."
Magic

On the Experience of Playing “Sacrilege” by Cara Ellison

by Danielle Perry · August 26, 2014
Danielle Perry reviews "Sacrilege," a short computer game by Cara Ellison, and what it has to say about relationships.
Books

How To Tell If You’re In A Thomas Hardy Novel

by Mallory Ortberg · June 6, 2014
Are you in a Thomas Hardy novel right now?

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