Oh, well, A of all, fuck you, then, and honestly, I don't have anything else to say about it. I honestly don't. I just think it's funny??? how – No, you know what, I honestly don't have anything else to say about it. I honestly don't. Even if you do, I'm just, you know, ZIP, the high road. (By the way, there is a quote from Coleridge that just, mmf, PERFECTLY describes our situation, and…

This post originally appeared on January 7th, 2014.

Previously in Canadian anthropological studies: Facts About Thanksgiving.

1. Guess. It's as good a strategy as any.

2. They are behaving towards you exactly as they always have, yet you somehow feel strangely guilty.

3. Something has changed in the wind.