Writing Sexual Overtures From An Alien Unfamiliar With The Human Body by Mallory Ortberg · November 4, 2015 *Zapp Brannigan voice* Erotic!
Writing Erotica Written By An Alien Pretending Not To Be Horrified By The Human Body by Mallory Ortberg · September 17, 2015 Ah, how normal and pleasant it all is.
Writing Erotica Written By An Alien Pretending Not To Be Horrified By The Human Body by Mallory Ortberg · February 12, 2015 It's learning, slowly.
LGBT My Uncomplicated Relationship With My Penis by Molly · April 14, 2014 On hating a part of your body more than Khorne hates Slaanesh, which is a whole lot.
Health Design Flaws: The Horrible Human Neck by Mallory Ortberg · January 9, 2014 The human neck is one giant, germ-ridden design flaw.
Fitness Your Body Would Like To Apologize To You by Mallory Ortberg · July 23, 2013 An apology, and an answer to the question "why does everything hurt."