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Writing

Sexual Overtures From An Alien Unfamiliar With The Human Body

by Mallory Ortberg · November 4, 2015
*Zapp Brannigan voice* Erotic!
Writing

Erotica Written By An Alien Pretending Not To Be Horrified By The Human Body

by Mallory Ortberg · September 17, 2015
Ah, how normal and pleasant it all is.
Writing

Erotica Written By An Alien Pretending Not To Be Horrified By The Human Body

by Mallory Ortberg · February 12, 2015
It's learning, slowly.

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LGBT

My Uncomplicated Relationship With My Penis

by Molly · April 14, 2014
On hating a part of your body more than Khorne hates Slaanesh, which is a whole lot.
Health

Design Flaws: The Horrible Human Neck

by Mallory Ortberg · January 9, 2014
The human neck is one giant, germ-ridden design flaw.
Fitness

Your Body Would Like To Apologize To You

by Mallory Ortberg · July 23, 2013
An apology, and an answer to the question "why does everything hurt."

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