Beauty 23 Hairstyles That Are Physically Impossible To Do To Your Own Head
All hairstyles are impossible, but these are especially impossible.
2014
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Feminism Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Peach: On Being a Female Gamer
Kate McCallister talks about her experiences (good and bad) as a female gamer, and what she wishes she had had access to when she was younger.
Food I Made A Dead Fish Talk Like Edward G. Robinson At A Nice Restaurant
My Edward G. Robinson impression (with fish).
Witches I Had So Much Witch Cred My Classmates Wanted Me Dead
Amanda Pickering, on the time her fellow students voted unanimously to burn her at the stake for being a witch.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Food A Letter From Chris Kimball
Chris Kimball writes another letter.
LGBT A Catalogue of Imaginary Girlfriends
Brenna Hillier, on the delightful legion of girlfriends who exist only in her mind.
Advice Veterinary Wisdom: Luxating Patellas and Dental Care
Dr. S, The Toast's in-house veterinarian, talks about whether or not you have to brush your pet's teeth, and what to do about their freaky knees.
Politics I’m Politically Incorrect, and I’m Proud Of It
Laura Byko loves being politically incorrect, and she doesn't care that you refuse to accept that Millard Fillmore brokered the Duck-Human Treaty of 1854.
Books Look At Texts From Jane Eyre; Look At It Now
Texts From Jane Eyre is one step closer to existing outside the Internet.
History AP History in the Less Magic Kingdom: “The Mermaid’s War”
The lesser-known true tale behind "The Little Mermaid," as taught in the Less Magic Kingdom's AP History class.
Humor Stardate: Fuck This Shit
Stardate: this is some bullshit.
Humor Seven April Fools’ Jokes for a Fun and Happy Marriage
Some marvelous and non-disastrous ways to share April Fools' Day with your nearest and dearest.
Coming to Terms with Transitioning
Audrey Arndt, on her relationship with transitioning as a transwoman.
Books Items for Purchase Which Should Not Be Called Great Expectations
All the things you can buy from Amazon.com which are not, in fact, copies of Dickens' classic novel Great Expectations.
