Previously: The invisible signs of aging.
Increased memory elegance
Skin retention
Night smiling
Heart becomes a graceful willow tree
Stress levitation
Perfect body image
Peaceful ears
Total wrist awareness
Jet stream reversal
Increased murmuring
Skull vibrations
Face becomes more symmetrical
Back pleasure
Lyrical driving
Appearance of small gold pyramids
Brain improvement
Total openness
Throat joy
Oaks wither at your approach
Better intentions
Moon-induced ferocity
Increased vein smoothness
Moral fiber
Respect from hawks
Hair loosening
Fingernail strength
Ability to evade the Devil on the highway
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.