Previously: The invisible signs of aging.
Increased memory elegance
Skin retention
Night smiling
Heart becomes a graceful willow tree
Stress levitation
Perfect body image
Peaceful ears
Total wrist awareness
Jet stream reversal
Increased murmuring
Skull vibrations
Face becomes more symmetrical
Back pleasure
Lyrical driving
Appearance of small gold pyramids
Brain improvement
Total openness
Throat joy
Oaks wither at your approach
Better intentions
Moon-induced ferocity
Increased vein smoothness
Moral fiber
Respect from hawks
Hair loosening
Fingernail strength
Ability to evade the Devil on the highway
i want.
appearance of small gold pyramids!
Respect from hawks!!
graceful willow tree heart!!! skin retention!!!!!!!!!!
Is that respect from all raptors, or specific varieties of hawks? I ask because of a peregrine flyby this morning that seemed oddly reverential.
oh god this is going to make me cry
my nights are like this mostly http://schulzlibrary.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/…
what even is this amazing/horrifying comic about a house eating insomnia inducing turkey (?) ?
that is a page from Winsor McCay’s Little Nemo in Slumberland. only the best thing in the world, that’s all. Maurice Sendak liked him a lot and so do I. He also did some very early animation and I like to rewatch The Centaurs on youtube (check it out!) whenever I feel that my dreams need a little extra dread. I don’t know why that little centaur infant at the end is nightmare city but he is, he is.
Left to my own devices, I regularly sleep for like 12 hours straight through.
I typically view this as a handicap/moral failing, so it’s good to know I should be leaning in to these instincts.
Jealous. My circadia has NO rhythm.
Yeah, I have no idea what it is. I can do fine on 8 hours of sleep (she says as though it is a feat), but given the chance, I will choose “coma-lite” every time.
When I was a baby I slept for 20-22 hours a day. My parents really liked me.
I am a sloth.
Did you know that dementia is caused by some kind of gross brain plaque (idk) that your brain clears out while you sleep? And not sleeping means you get a bunch of dementia build up?
So according to this Accurate Fact, your risk of dementia is very low, possibly!
I do, too! I used to be embarrassed about it, until I realised, when I got annoyed at someone for calling me lazy, that it’s not my fault. It’s not a choice, I don’t wake up after 8 hours and think “ooh, another four would be fab”.
I do.
It’s delicious
What do I have against oak trees? What do oak trees have against me being well-rested?
How do sycamores feel about this?
But I want the oaks to thrive!
I noticed that our hearts become graceful willow trees upon getting too much sleep. Perhaps there is a quiet willow/oak tree war going on, outside the knowledge of humanity?
Suddenly, a lot of things make a lot more sense….
Skull vibrations does NOT sound good
Moon-induced ferocity. Yes. Yes.
Back pleasure, please!
I have been sleeping about 11 hours a night since getting on antidepressants, and I attest to the truth of this article. Also streetlights are going out when I get near them. That’s not a joke. It’s getting kind of creepy.
That streetlight thing happens to me! It’s been happening since I was a little kid, enough that there’s a slightly nervous family joke about it. I can’t explain the phenomenon, except to say I have abundantly curly hair, so maybe I carry a static charge?
RIGHT? I mean, I’d chalk it up to being one of those things that you only notice as a trend when it happens, so stastically blah blah blah WHATEVER, streetlights should not go out over my head that often!
Ah-ha! So that’s why the oaks in my yard died. Tree guy tried to blame it on root rot for one and lightning strike for the other, but clearly someone I live with dared to get too much sleep.
This also explains why the one remaining oak still stands… it’s furthest from all of the bedrooms. I’d better not invite anyone to sleep over on that one couch, just to be safe.
sigh, usually for me too much sleep manifests in grogginess, phlegmatic feelings, and horror at undone work. Will try to direct my attention more towards the night smiling, throat joy and appearance of small gold pyramids instead!…
Night smiling is so adorable.
Hawk outside my window this morning may have been showing respect. She also made every squirrel disappear.
How do you prefer to be cited when I get each of these lines tattooed on my body?
Man, I wish I could levitate when stressed. My roommate sleeps ALL THE TIME, maybe I can ask her to teach me.
Jealous. My circadia has NO rhythm.
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, I used to have the opportunity to get too much sleep. I can only dimly recall this, as my mind is now cluttered by the endless roots and branches of thriving oaks.
Just seeing this. I’ve been using an eye mask so I have total darkness, and it’s a revelation.
I do.
It's delicious
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