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Increased memory elegance

Skin retention

Night smiling

Heart becomes a graceful willow tree

Stress levitation

Perfect body image

Peaceful ears

Total wrist awareness

Jet stream reversal

Increased murmuring

Skull vibrations

Face becomes more symmetrical

Back pleasure

Lyrical driving

Appearance of small gold pyramids

Brain improvement

Total openness

Throat joy

Oaks wither at your approach

Better intentions

Moon-induced ferocity

Increased vein smoothness

Moral fiber

Respect from hawks

Hair loosening

Fingernail strength

Ability to evade the Devil on the highway

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