Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow. Forever. DON’T LISTEN TO MEN. Don’t listen to them in your inbox, don’t listen to them with your ears, don’t listen to them on television, and don’t listen to them in Impressionist masterpieces. Don’t do it.
Oh man, that piece about being a summer camp director’s kid! It confirmed EVERY SUSPICION I EVER HAD about the perfect, idyllic, Arcadian-like existence of camp director’s kids, who get to LIVE AT SUMMER CAMP. As always, let us take it as a reminder to rewatch Wet Hot American Summer.
“Where could I find books about…um, camp directing, I guess?”
“Henry. Henry. Library.”
“The Wikipedia Article For Guam Retold As A YA Novel” is the kind of headline where the second you read it, you mutter to yourself, “Of course. Of course,” but you’re still furious with yourself for not coming up with the idea yourself.
Dad Magazine returned!
On finding yourself in Wolverine and living with pain.
CURLS IN THE SQUAT RACK? GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY GYM
This is your chance to catch up on the first installment of Lee Miller, MORE THAN JUST A MUSE, because we’re going to have plenty more.
“A man who does not love you does not call you. You’re funny, but not ha-ha funny, more like an acerbic and ironic take on the human condition funny. You know, the kind of funny where people don’t really want to be around you.”
Preorder Texts From Jane Eyre, have you not done so already.
Tags: meta, toast points
Gals, I love you so so hard, but these 300×250 and 160×600 ads at the very top of the page push your content down so far and make me cry big fat tears. I know that advertising is your bread and butter, but please please stick to the 728×90 leaderboard so we can read your wonderful articles without scrolling forever.
Oh dude, did we not mention that! The recent huge ads pushing everything down have been part of the GENERAL WONKINESS of this week (along with mysteriously disabled commenting sections) and is, I assure you, being worked on SO HARD right now. TOGETHER WE WILL GET THERE.
Ahhh hooray! I mean, I’d follow y’all even if you flew us into the sun, aborting all our babies in the process, but super happy to know it’s in the works.
Best oath of allegiance ever. <3
Speaking of ads, is anyone else seeing these “glamping” ads and if so are you ready to join me in my actual violent crusade against everyone who has ever used the word “glamping?” Where can we find suits of armor for ladies and also some horses?
I had to look up what glamping even was, but now that I’m informed, yes, yes I am happy to join your crusade. I despise camping, anyway, so I am totally on board with this.
But Mona took the Liars glamping and it was everything glamping should be.
Also I would not go up against Mona with a mere suit of armor and a horse. I have SOME sense of self-preservation.