Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow. Forever. DON’T LISTEN TO MEN. Don’t listen to them in your inbox, don’t listen to them with your ears, don’t listen to them on television, and don’t listen to them in Impressionist masterpieces. Don’t do it.
Oh man, that piece about being a summer camp director’s kid! It confirmed EVERY SUSPICION I EVER HAD about the perfect, idyllic, Arcadian-like existence of camp director’s kids, who get to LIVE AT SUMMER CAMP. As always, let us take it as a reminder to rewatch Wet Hot American Summer.
“Where could I find books about…um, camp directing, I guess?”
“Henry. Henry. Library.”
“The Wikipedia Article For Guam Retold As A YA Novel” is the kind of headline where the second you read it, you mutter to yourself, “Of course. Of course,” but you’re still furious with yourself for not coming up with the idea yourself.
Dad Magazine returned!
On finding yourself in Wolverine and living with pain.
CURLS IN THE SQUAT RACK? GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY GYM
This is your chance to catch up on the first installment of Lee Miller, MORE THAN JUST A MUSE, because we’re going to have plenty more.
“A man who does not love you does not call you. You’re funny, but not ha-ha funny, more like an acerbic and ironic take on the human condition funny. You know, the kind of funny where people don’t really want to be around you.”
Preorder Texts From Jane Eyre, have you not done so already.
