Things I really enjoyed this week:
How to pose with a human head:
You wonder what Mary’s up to, and if she’d be down for a drink later. After you’re finished here. Where you’ve been all morning. You catch your eyes drifting across the room. “How long do I have to hold this sword?” you ask yourself. Once you’ve seen one head you’ve seen them all, this look seems to say, and it makes no difference whether or not that head is attached to a living body.
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Mallory going OFF on this lady’s husband.
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DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?
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New Dad Mag!
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Better outcomes for Beauty and the Beast.
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Mallory and I want to listen to people die, what of it?
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This was a pretty tremendous week, Toast-wise. Lots of emailing and Gchat-spamming links to pals.