Previously: A grounded goth teen angrily renames household items.
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN
DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME
MOVIE STAR: BRING FORTH THE FALSE CROWDS
DIRECTOR: the who
MOVIE STAR: RELEASE THE SILENT HUMAN SWARM
DIRECTOR: do you mean the extras
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY MUTE COMPANIONS
MOVIE STAR: TRAIN THE LYING MIRROR ON MY FACE
DIRECTOR: do you mean…do you mean the camera?
MOVIE STAR: BRING THE HAUNTED GLASS THAT STEALS MY THOUGHTS TO ME
MOVIE STAR: WHERE IS MY PHANTOM WIFE
DIRECTOR: your costar
she’s your costar
MOVIE STAR: WHERE IS THE WOMAN WHO WEARS THE SAME CLOTHES EVERY DAY AND PRETENDS TO LOVE ME WHEN THE MIRROR SEES US
MOVIE STAR: BRING FORTH MY FLESH PUPPET
DIRECTOR: we have talked about this
your stand-in’s name is Marcus
MOVIE STAR: BRING OUT MY DECEIT TWIN WHO LIES TO THE MIRROR FOR ME
BRING FORTH MY SKIN MINION, I REQUIRE HIS BODY’S LIES
MOVIE STAR: RELEASE ME FROM THESE THIEVING WIRES THAT STEAL MY STRENGTH
DIRECTOR: we have been over this
it’s called motion capture and it’s for —
MOVIE STAR: NOTHING WILL EVER CAPTURE MY MOTIONS
YOUR HIDDEN WIRE GODS CANNOT COMMAND MY LIMBS
DIRECTOR: please don’t move that, they’re very expensive
MOVIE STAR: WHO WILL CAPTURE MY MOTIONS NOW
THIS BLANK GREEN WALL IS POWERLESS AGAINST ME
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