Humor “Bring Me My Pain Twin”: A Movie Star Names Things by Mallory Ortberg · September 17, 2014 A movie star names things in a technically accurate fashion.
Advice Some Other Arguments CeeLo Green Has Made by Amy Collier · September 17, 2014 CeeLo Green, who has intriguing views about rape, has also engaged in other interesting arguments.
science Research Reveals Most People Not “Bad With Names,” Only Forget Yours by Mallory Ortberg · September 17, 2014 Studies have shown that most people aren't really "bad with names," only yours.
Advice Aphorisms for the Anxious by Isabel Ponte · September 17, 2014 Isabel Ponte ruins your day with some horrifying aphorisms for anxious people.
Work Blazer of Glory: On Leaving Academia by Whitney Fletcher · September 17, 2014 Whitney Fletcher, on leaving academia AND his brown corduroy blazer.
Advice How To Emotionally Devastate A Very Specific Type Of Person by Mallory Ortberg · September 17, 2014 A very specific person, and how to wreck them.
Link Roundup Link Roundup! by Nicole Cliffe · September 17, 2014 The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.