STAY THE COURSE

DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, THAT SUNSCREEN SONG IS BULLSHIT

DON’T LET YOUR SISTER AND BROTHER TALK YOU OUT OF USING NAPSTER BECAUSE IT’S ‘WRONG,’ NAPSTER IS AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD STEAL EVERYTHING THAT ISN’T NAILED DOWN AND LAURA AND JOHNNY DON’T KNOW SHIT

FUCK THAT

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SHOWING UP IN MY TIMELINE ASKING FOR FREE ADVICE?? I DON’T GO BACK IN TIME AND ASK YOU FOR SHIT

“WHATEVER”

IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET EVERYONE TO LIKE YOU, SARAH LOSH DOES IT EVERY DAY, TRY HARDER

YOU BETTER STAY HERE IN THE PAST AND NOT COME TO MY FUTURE TRYING TO DO SHIT TO ME, YOU STAY IN YOUR LANE

I DON’T GIVE EVEN ONE FUCK-PARTICLE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO, YOU’RE NOT MY KID, DO WHAT YOU WANT

HONESTLY FUCK YOU A LITTLE BIT

SOMEDAY YOU’RE GONNA ACTUALLY HIT A PIGEON WITH YOUR CAR, I KNOW IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE THEY FLY OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND BUT THIS ONE WON’T, AND YOU’LL COMFORT YOURSELF BY SAYING “MAYBE IT’S OKAY” BUT COME ON YOU KNOW IT DIED

YOU’RE KIND OF A JERK BUT I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

FEEL AS BAD ABOUT YOURSELF AS YOU WANT, I’M NOT THE BOSS OF YOU

SOME PEOPLE WILL DIE BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT, I’M NOT GIVING YOU ANY MORE FREE SECRETS FROM THE FUTURE, WHEN I WAS YOU I DIDN’T GET COOL SECRET FREE ADVICE SO IDK WHY YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GET ANY NOW

FUCK OFF SEE YOU LATER