Family The French Toast Test by Jaime Green · April 21, 2015 Jaime Green on "real" versus "fake" foods and the French toast test.
Movies Scenes I Imagine Feature Prominently In Risky Business, A Movie I Have Never Seen by Mallory Ortberg · April 21, 2015 I have never seen "Risky Business." Here's what happens in it.
The Butter The Waiting Room: There Was That One Time by Kelly Davio · April 21, 2015 The latest installment of The Waiting Room, Kelly Davio's column about the places where illness, disability, and body image intersect.
Humor Dorothy Parker Swipes Left: A Poem by Heather Alexander · April 21, 2015 What would Dorothy Parker think of Tinder?
Food A Trip to Cheddar Bay, by John Updike by Daniel Rozier · April 21, 2015 John Updike takes a trip to Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay.
Health Inpatient, Outpatient by Pia Ehrhardt · April 21, 2015 Pia Ehrhardt on her experiences as a patient.
Art Normal Children Who Are Very Comfortable And At Ease In Western Art History by Mallory Ortberg · April 21, 2015 Some children relaxing in art history.
Link Roundup Link Roundup! by Nicole Cliffe · April 21, 2015 The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.