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November 25, 2015

Toast Points

Toast Points for November 23rd – 25th

by Nicole Chung · November 25, 2015
Toast Points!
Humor

It Is Impossible For Me To Determine Whether Or Not You Have Been Offended

by Mallory Ortberg · November 25, 2015
If you were offended, I apologize. But how can I know?
Humor

My Female Students Don’t Seem As Impressed With Me As They Used To

by Mallory Ortberg · November 25, 2015
It's getting harder and harder to impress young female students these days.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Food

All I Want is a Decent Cup of Tea

by Kathleen Cooper · November 25, 2015
Kathleen Cooper sings the praises of her favorite beverage, and reflects on the near-impossibility of finding a proper cuppa in this country.
Family

“I never asked for this”: On Adoption, Luck, and Thankfulness

by Matthew Salesses · November 25, 2015
Matthew Salesses on adoption, family, and gratitude without obligation.
Link Roundup

Please Do Not Let The Sun Go Down On You Today Without Watching This Q&A

by Mallory Ortberg · November 25, 2015
Or don't, obviously.

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