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  1. I have visited this well before. the dishwasher is broken which we kept under the sink i tried starting it but it makes that thwumpa-thwumpa sound i have left the dishes in the sink which you were probably hoping to use for dinner i would wash them myself but they never seem to get as clean as when you do them probably because i do a purposefully half-hearted job of scrubbing in…

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  2. This is just to say to whoever ate the plums in the icebox you could have just asked me if you could have one my name was on the box and i don't have a meal plan that was literally all i had to eat for the weekend and I was saving them for breakfast so i hope you enjoyed them i guess next time just ask

    and honestly i would really appreciate

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  3. William Carlos Williams: “So much depends upon the red wedding.” Virginia Woolf: “Jaime Lannister said he would screw his sister himself.” James Joyce: “…Riverrun, past Stone Hedge and Raventree, from swerve of the Trident to bend of Blackwater Bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to King’s Landing.” Samuel Beckett: “Winter can't go on, winter will go on." T.S. Eliot: “Do I dare to eat a raw stallion heart?"…

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  4. As you doubtlessly recall, the "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" episode of The Simpsons opens with an ice cream festival at the church. Lisa, listing the ice creams at Rev. Lovejoy's table: "Wow, look at all these flavors! Blessed Virgin Berry, Commandmint, Bible Gum…" Rev. Lovejoy, handing her a bowl: "Or, if you prefer, we also have Unitarian ice cream!" Lisa, peering into the bowl: "There's nothing here." Rev. Lovejoy, crossing his arms smugly: "Exactly." The…

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  5. Would you like to read a book with your best friends William Carlos Williams and Emily Dickinson and Lord Byron and William Blake and T.S. Eliot? How fortunate for you that this dream will soon become a reality. Thanks to the combined and industrious efforts of Kate McKean (agent of self) and Allison Adler (editor of self) at Holt, the day is not too far off that you will be…

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  6. I never know when someone's on drugs or had plastic surgery, or when a poem is supposed to "really" be about sex even though it's clearly about plants. I never get metaphors. Everything always has to be explained to me, like Ax in the Animorphs series.

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  7. Previously: Texts From William Carlos Williams.

    this is just to say
    i have eaten
    the plums
    that were in
    the icebox
    but when i opened it again later
    the plums were back
    as if they had never left
    only this time
    they were
    glowing slightly

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  8. Previous entries in the series can be found here.  i have eaten everything that was in the icebox you should probably go to the store again. -wcw i have eaten the little red wheelbarrow that was in the icebox and upon which so much depended forgive me i don't even know why i did that i guess i thought it was one of those little ice cream cakes you know the kind that they…

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