Music
2016 is the year you’ll dance like nobody’s watching but also like an art teacher: “Say You Love Me” by Fleetwood Mac
Books
No, nobody really understood me, but that’s okay because books are my best friends. My best friends.
Movies
Let me present one of my favorite Christmas Traditions, the annual viewing of "The Great Toy Robbery."
History
Alexander Hamilton was America’s first Secretary of the Treasury, founded the New York Post, and invented rap in 1776.
Humor
This is the definitive comparison of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as other foursomes.
Music
The last thing I saw on Broadway was Hamilton. May I interest you in Lord of the Dance: Dangerous Games?
Language
“See you at the Elf School! And if not, see you in heaven!”
Food
Talking about two soups in one bowl.
Books
Actually Pippi Longstocking is really depressing.
Open Thread
Hello, Open Threadlings! It is time for the threads to open, yes indeed.
Feminism
Is the 1990 made-for-TV adaptation of Stephen King's "It" feminist?
The Internet
Let’s discuss your tactics over tea and lip balm in public for 20 minutes after which I will never contact you again.
You are an 18 year old girl and in love with a 40 year old man. Everyone thinks this is fine. Shrill violins do not bother you.
Movies
You know deep in your hearts it is true. Together we can enter our new, free reality together.
Food
Truffle Babybel. Potato chip-crusted manchego. A full block of whatever they use for Cheetos.