Books Texts From The Lorax
The Lorax speaks for a lot of things. Not just trees.
Mallory Ortberg
Books 
LGBT Evangelical Sex Stories
Men of various orientations and gender identities discuss the influence their religious upbringing had on their sexuality.
Ancient Grains Head-to-Head Heartbreak: The Saddest Dads in Soft Rock
On fathers, soft rock, Dan Fogelberg, and the strange and individual sadness in your soul.
Books The Stages of Accepting That Go Ask Alice Wasn’t Real
If Go Ask Alice isn't real, then nothing is real.
Books Every Time The Narrator In Jules Verne’s Journey to the Center of the Earth Passes Out
How many times does the narrator pass out in Journey To the Center of the Earth?
Books Americanah, Pride and Prejudice, and All of the Feels
Babbling about Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's perfect novel Americanah.
Advice How To Effectively Remove Eye Makeup
Helpful tips on removing eye makeup. Gender-neutral beauty advice, because mascara can go on literally anyone's eyes.
Interviews An Exclusive, Unedited Interview With Pope Francis
A transcript of the Toast's exclusive and uncut interview with Pope Francis.
History Fictional Medieval People I Would Like To See Fall In Love
Medieval legends who I think should have existed and then also fallen in love.
Advice Yes, What Does The 99% Owe the 1%?
Forbes' view on what the 99% owes the wealthy, and a counterpoint.
Humor The Real Power of The Home Depot
The real power of the Home Depot is greater and more terrible than you could have possibly imagined.
Food Food Trolling With Mallory: All Apples Are Garbage
Apples are garbage, and this is something that we need to talk about as a community.
Books A Chat With Rainbow Rowell About Love and Censorship
Rainbow Rowell talks about Eleanor & Park, censorship, and the goodness of librarians.
Books Literary Trysts It Gives Me Great Joy To Think About: Oscar Wilde and Walt Whitman
I don't know what else to tell you. Oscar Wilde almost definitely had sex with Walt Whitman.
LGBT Kimberly McLeod’s Open Letter in Ebony
Kimberly McLeod on out and less-than-out LGBT celebrities, and what kind of welcome they can expect from the community.
