Books A Partial But By No Means Exhaustive List of Egg References in the Works of P.G. Wodehouse
For no real reason other than the sheer fun of it, a list of egg references in the works of P.G. Wodehouse.
Mallory Ortberg
Books 
Books The Saddest Endings of Hans Christian Andersen Stories
No one could end a story on a downer note like Hans Christian Andersen. No one else even comes close.
Books The Rage of Jonathan Franzen
When women don't have sex with Jonathan Franzen, he gets angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Writing A Very Usual Kind of Girl
The day the normal girl moved to town, nothing changed.
Advice Six Excellent Reasons Not To Send Your Daughter To College
Don't send your daughters to college. Send them anywhere else, but not there.
History Senior Yearbook Quotes For Various Historical Eras
Massive political and cultural movements from various historical eras distilled into lazy catchphrases.
Animals The Most English Details of the Upcoming English “Badger Slaughter,” In Order of Englishness
The most English-y details of the most English story about badger-hunting in the entire world.
Airplane! and The Unrepentant Sissy
Why Airplane!'s Johnny is one of the most significant gay characters of the entire 1980s.
Art Meet London’s “Death Ray” Architect
Yes, he's built London's fieriest death ray. And he knew it would happen. But are you really going to hold that against him?
Food Never Sexy Enough: A Timeline of Ruby Tuesday’s Burger Campaigns
Ruby Tuesday's burger campaigns cannot go backwards, only forwards; never less sexy, only more.
Books Texts From William Carlos Williams
William Carlos Williams has a lot of things he needs from the store. Is he supposed to apologize for that?
Television The Magic Bullet Infomercial Is Actually About Swinging
The truth behind the Magic Bullet infomercials. The sweaty, sordid, swinging-related truth.
Artwork More Accurate Neighborhood Watch Signs
The signs and signals of the Neighborhood Watch.
Advice Always Emerging, Never Arriving: The Middle Class
There's nothing more useful to a cocktail party or a graduate school essay than a well-placed reference to the emerging middle class.
Relationships The Singles In Your Area Are Getting Restless
The singles in your area are getting tired of waiting for you.
