Books Every Meal In Wuthering Heights Ranked In Order Of Sadness
Obviously they are all sad.
Mallory Ortberg
Books 
Movies Heads Up That Fred Astaire Hated Steve Martin For Making “Pennies From Heaven”
If you're thinking "Is this about Pennies From Heaven?" you are right.
Books Horrifying Stories Made Comforting And Anodyne: Oedipus Rex
"His parents enjoyed having sex with each other, and no one else they were related to."
Religion By Reader Request: Mallory Reviews The Ninety-Five Theses, Part IV
I think maybe I can knock this out in two more entries? Three at the outside.
History Someone Find This Citation About The Almost-Threesome Involving Dick Cavett and Marlon Brando Immediately
Find this citation!
Television “Have You Seen Sully?”
This isn't a very happy day for Rex Banner.
Books Classic Short Stories, Summarized By Someone Who Has Never Read Them
SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE.
Philosophy Things I Believe To Be True About Men Named Jonathan
The burden of proof is on you, honestly.
Art The Return Of The Prodigal Son In Art, In Order Of Prodigalness
Everything from "death's door" to "I lost my shirt."
Humor If Justin Bieber Were My Terrible, Golden Son
This post is dedicated to my recent jet lag.
Humor Ayn Rand Writes Torch Songs
You know exactly how this is going to go.
Interviews Finally Euripides Gets What’s Coming To Him: My Interview With Kim Hill
Last interview I am posting as content, I promise!
Advice How Do You Handle Jet Lag?
Melatonin is USELESS, don't recommend it to me. Sorry I'm snappish and angry before you even say anything.
Open Thread Talk Amongst Yourselves; I’m Trapped In The Sky
Go nuts!
Music Happy Five-Person Motet Friday
It's Friday, let's have a motet!
