Advice Reasons Your Flight Has Suddenly Been Delayed For Forty-Five Minutes Despite Perfect Weather
The computers aren't down and the plane wasn't scheduled for maintenance. You're a fool.
Mallory Ortberg
Advice 
Art Miserable Tambourine Players In Western Art History
The hand-drum of suffering.
Television The State Monday: Burning Love
Not from the original show, but worth watching nonetheless.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Barstad Teacher
So we don't think it's relevant...but we don't think it's irrelevant either, is that it?
The Great Outdoors A Deeply Upsetting Personal Heat Index
IT'S SO HOT OUT.
News Upcoming Cover Stories For National Geographic Now That Rupert Murdoch Owns It
It's amazing, how fine everything is.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Adversary” Has Been Replaced With “PC Culture”
O Lord, keep PC culture from me.
Books The Tenant Of Wildfell Hall
WOMEN: WHAT DO THEY MEAN.
Books Every Southern Gothic Novel Ever
Some things are in the past. Some things had better stay there.
History The Language Of Flowers
A quick primer on the cultural meaning of flowers.
Art Men Wearing A Military Helmet And Nothing Else In Western Art History
Everyone knows war is for full nudity and a fancy hat. Maybe sandals. But that's it.
Art Dante Casually Running Into Beatrice In Art History
Okay, so, first of things, yes, Dante's whole SITUATION-DEAL with Beatrice was probably as much literary device as it was genuine affection, which I am fully in the capableness of getting; I am not so adrift from historical context that I've forgotten about courtly love tropes and am like, worried for the sake of this dead Florentine's right to privacy, so go ahead and delete that email, Alighierians; this is strictly for the purposes of fun.
Maybe the idea of a gentleman who beheld your visage but the twice writing a series of time-alteringly famous books where you are forced to guide him through Heaven and gaze beatifically on his bed a'nights is just exactly what gets you going, though. What this post presupposes, though, is: what if it wasn't awesome?
Books Ayn Rand’s Charlotte’s Web
The real value of friendship is rational self-interest.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Because It’s Balls, That’s Why
The WIG.
Fan Fiction Voicemails I Imagine Multimillionaire Megastar Leonardo DiCaprio Has Left With His Former Costars From TV’s Growing Pains
It's going to get dark before it gets brighter.
