Art What The Happiest Woman In The World Looks Like
At last, an annotated view of happiness.
Mallory Ortberg
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Art Two Medieval Monks Invent Dinner Parties
The medieval monks are back and hard at work inventing dinner parties.
Animals A Starfish Story
It made a difference to that one.
Art Women Being Inexpertly Groped In Western Art History
A common thread throughout Western art is that men have no idea what to do with a woman's breasts.
Link Roundup Link Roundup
The Toast brings to you a series of edifying and instructive links for your moral improvement.
Religion Fictional War Goddesses I Think Should Make Out With Each Other, In No Particular Order
Just a list of goddesses of war from various cultures that I think should make out with each other. Some are demigoddesses or just fictional, I guess.
Relationships If Stanley Tucci Were Your Boyfriend
What your life would be like if you started dating Stanley Tucci.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: The Real Bikini Inspector
It's Bruce the real-life bikini inspector for this week's Kids in the Hall Monday.
Meta Toast Points For The Week Of February 6th
This week's toast points.
Interviews A Chat With Paul Morrill About Building Games And Making Money
A chat with a pal about building games, setting deadlines, and making money.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Homosexual Was Such A Lovely Word
Such a lovely word, that.
Relationships If Kristen Stewart Were Your Girlfriend
Things would be different then, if Kristen Stewart were your girlfriend.
Food Restaurant Reviews From John Muir, Conservationist
John Muir - naturalist, conservationist, founder of the Sierra Club, restaurant reviewer.
Video Games Zelda Characters Who Are Completely Unimpressed On Meeting Link
A lot of characters in the Legend of Zelda series have absolutely no faith in the Hero of Time.
Link Roundup Link Roundup
Today's links, rounded up for your delectation.
