Meta Toast Points For The Week Of October 24th
This week's Toast Points.
Mallory Ortberg
Meta 
Family The Mom Apotheosis
The most mom stories in the world, anthologized.
Movies The Only Problem With The Maze Runner
There was pretty much just one problem with The Maze Runner.
Music Women In Eagles Songs, In Order Of Trustworthiness
It's hard to trust the women in an Eagles song.
Books Come See Alexis Coe and Mallory Tonight in San Francisco
Mallory and Alexis Coe, talking Alice + Freda Forever tonight in San Francisco.
Music Songs From A Neutral Milk Hotel Album That Does Not Reference The Holocaust
Songs From A Neutral Milk Hotel Album That Does Not Reference The Holocaust!
Books How To Tell If You Are In A Jack London Story
Are you in a Jack London story right now?
Books The Stages Of Reading “To Build A Fire” As An Unduly Hopeful Person
Reading Jack London's "To Build A Fire," as an idiot.
Religion Dirtbag Apollo
Apollo: Sun God, twin, dirtbag.
Interviews Getting Your Dante Confiscated At Church Camp With Book Riot
An interview between Book Riot and self!
Art Women Trying To Sleep Unsuccessfully In Western Art History
Women just trying to get some sleep in western art history.
The Internet The Internet: A Glossary
A glossary for Twitter and the Internet writ large.
Meta Toast Points For The Week of October 17th
This week's Toast Points.
Feminism Fictional Characters Whose Lives Would Have Been Vastly Improved By An Abortion
Fictional characters who should have 100% gotten abortions.
Music Songs From A Decemberists Album Where Nobody Gets Murdered
What if the Decemberists wrote an album where no one was raped and murdered by haunted sailors?
