History Why I Think I Would Make An Excellent Vestal Virgin And You Should Consider Me For The Position
I would bring my experience and willingness to learn to succeed in a position as Vestal Virgin.
Mallory Ortberg
History 
The Great Outdoors This Swedish Survivalist Is Slicing Oranges With An Axe And Living His Best Life
More than anyone else on the internet, the guy who runs the NorthSurvival account on YouTube is living his best life.
Meta Toast Points For The Week of October 31st
This week's Toast Points.
Advice A Highly Literal Tarot Card Reading
What the cards have in store for you.
Books The Texts From Jane Eyre Tour: Where To See Me, If You Want To See Me
Where to find Texts From Jane Eyre and the woman who wrote it.
Television Please Don’t Forget To Watch “And Then There Was Shawn” Today
THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO DO TODAY.
Animals Today I Saw A Pigeon With Half Its Body Missing
A half-pigeon. I saw it.
History The Answer’s Never Yes When You Want It To Be
Just say yes!
Humor We Regret To Announce That Your Request Of “Gotta Hear Both Sides” Has Been Denied
Turns out we don't gotta hear both sides.
Beauty Barbara Stanwyck’s Wig From Double Indemnity Throughout The Ages
Barbara Stanwyck's wig through the ages.
Books A Wrinkle In Time: Dirtbag Mrs. Whatsit
Mrs. Whatsit, Dirtbag.
Work The Eight Types Of People You Meet In Every Office
They're in every office! You know the type.
Art Women Having A Terrible Time At Parties In Western Art History
Women who go to parties in Western art almost always have a lousy time.
Interviews “If a lot of high school guys hate something it’s probably good”: An Interview
Mallory's interview with the Washington Post.
History Embarrassing Succession Crises In History: The Twelfth-Century Titanic
The story of the White Ship, one of England's more embarrassing drownings.
