Philosophy At Last, Someone Has Combined Zen Buddhism With Ayn Rand’s Objectivism
Oh my God.
Mallory Ortberg
Philosophy 
Animals Everything That’s Wrong Of Raccoons
It's a bad night-dog and I don't want it around me.
Art Women Enjoying Heterosexual Kisses In Western Art History
Mm. That's good, where your lips are.
Poetry Texts From Samuel Coleridge
good news
i have written you another poem
is it –
don't worry
it's VERY long and EXTREMELY unfinished
oh good
it's about what if a woman saw another woman take her coat off
and it's 9000 lines
wow
it's so great that i can still write when i'm high and it doesn't affect my work
Advice Buy Me This Immediately
Bring this to me while wearing a veil and smoking in the shadows.
Movies Where Is National Treasure 3?
Movies don't just make themselves, you know.
Advice The Eight Types of Roommates You’ll Have Before You Turn 30
Sooner or later, you're bound to run into every last one of these.
LGBT Reasons Johnny Bravo Was A Lesbian
The evidence doesn't lie.
Books “We would have paid her the same if she weighed 500 pounds”: Publishing, Weight, and Writers Who Are “Hard To Look At”
“We would have paid her the same money if she weighed 500 pounds and was really hard to look at."
Humor “I Know What Clean Smells Like”: These New Bleach Ads Are Terrifying
I know what clean smells like, MAGGOTS, and it's not you.
Movies Happy Anna May Wong and Marlene Dietrich Monday
Anna Mae Wong and Marlene Dietrich in disreputable concert.
Movies Movie Yelling: Tea and Sympathy, Sixty Years Later
WAIT, WHAT?
Humor Say, Why Don’t We Put On A Show?
Well, I can't think of a reason!
Movies Happy Bette Davis Friday: Dark Victory
PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE.
Horrifying Stories Made Comforting and Anodyne: The Most Dangerous Game
There are so many other games to play!
