Advice CRTC-Approved Canadian Pornography Scenarios
Nicole Cliffe has gained access to a list of government-approved plotlines for Canadian pornography.
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Ghosts The Lizzie Borden B&B FAQ
Nicole Cliffe has a lot of questions for the proprietors of the Lizzie Borden bed and breakfast.
Relationships The Best and Worst Experiences an Acquaintance Had With OKCupid Dates
Nicole Cliffe relates two secondhand stories of OKCupid encounters that will shrivel you to your core.
Books FINALLY, We Shall Now Discuss My Life in Middlemarch
The Toast's first formal discussion of "My Life in Middlemarch," Rebecca Mead's phenomenal book about...Middlemarch, and her life in it.
Television “Becoming a Man,” Kids in the Hall
The latest installment of The Toast's cherished "Kids in the Hall" Monday.
Meta Let Me Tell You About My Trip to NYC
In which Nicole talks about the best trip to NYC that any human has ever had.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup!
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Beauty You Can Talk About The Oscars Here!
A thread in which you can emote about last night's Oscars.
Books Audiobooks: A Bestsellers List and a Giveaway Contest
A handy guide to the best-sellers list on Audiobooks.com, and a subscription giveaway.
Heroes Our NYC Meetup on Wed the 5th!
Want to hang out with a bunch of lady nerds? Live in NYC? No plans for next Wednesday night? Have we got plans for YOU.
Animals Cat Bites: A Case Study in Stockholm Syndrome
A selection of comments in The New York Times by people who are sufficiently in thrall to their demon cats to believe that cat bites are your fault.
Feminism Link Roundup and My Life in Middlemarch Stuff!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup, and talks about "My Life in Middlemarch."
Advice A Veterinarian Would Like to Answer Your Questions!
Announcing an upcoming series of columns in which a veterinarian will answer all your weird pet health questions to the best of her ability.
