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My First Car Accident

by Jessie Guy-Ryan · July 29, 2013
Little brothers, idiots, and car accidents.
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European Men Gone Wild, and a Digression

by Nicole Cliffe · July 29, 2013
On European ritual fertility costuming.
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Royal Baby Watch Level OT-VIII and Bonus Hidden News Item

by Nicole Cliffe · July 22, 2013
Breaking News: the changeling on CNN's copyediting desk has drawn the circle and begun the incantation.

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The Fabulist

by John W. Thompson · July 19, 2013
John Thompson on liars, fabulists, and the element of tragedy.
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My Happy Ending

by Carolita Johnson · July 11, 2013
Carolita Johnson on happy endings.
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A Day In the Life of Dr. Oz

by Mallory Ortberg · July 5, 2013
Dr. Oz's daily routine.
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The Lineup

by Diane Shipley · July 4, 2013
Under-18 club nights, danger, intrigue, and shopping.
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There Are Things of Which I May Not Speak

by Anne Helen Petersen · July 4, 2013
Anne Helen Petersen on that lost ex-boyfriend.
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