Everyone in those books was an asshole and Janie was better off without any of them.

The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

Will Tracy Lord and C.K. Dexter Haven make it? Lisa and Jeff from "Rear Window"? Let's delve into some classic Hollywood pairings.

All of these are interchangeable and equally useful.

"I'd know those socks anywhere."

Are you there, God? It's me...your worst nightmare.

Erica Westly on the first professional women's soccer league in the US, the current equal pay dispute, and US Soccer's failure to support women athletes.

For Dads, By Dads.

The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

Mary J. Breen on the school dances of her youth in the 1950s and 1960s, and what they meant in a time before you had access to music.

I love you. No, don't touch me.

OH HOW I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL

Can you imagine?

A complete discography of Sondheim from someone who half-watched a VHS of Into The Woods' original Broadway run at Nicole's house.

The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.