Home: The Toast
  • Advice
  • Books
  • Humor
  • Television
  • Feminism
  • Movies
  • Food
  • Beauty
  • History
  • Music
  • Poetry
  • Meta
  • Series
Tag

announcements

Books

The Merry Spinster, Coming Soon To A Bookstore Or Also On Line Near You And Frankly Not That Soon But Hooray Anyway!

by Mallory Ortberg · December 21, 2015
I sold my second book! Now I have to write my second book! Then and only then can you read it.
Advice

I Am Dear Prudence Now Also In Addition To The Toast

by Mallory Ortberg · November 9, 2015
This is very exciting news, and also nothing will change for you!
Books

Buy “Texts From Jane Eyre” In The UK, If You Are In The UK, But Not Otherwise

by Mallory Ortberg · November 5, 2015
SUCK IT, GUY FAWKES.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Meta

Introducing The Butter: Roxane Gay Is Coming To Stay With Us

by Mallory Ortberg · September 30, 2014
ROXANE GAY IS COMING TO THE TOAST AND SHE'S GOING TO STAY FOREVER AND EVER AND WE'LL NEVER LET HER GO.
Health

Tomorrow is Sports Day

by Mallory Ortberg · August 14, 2013
Two themes in one week! Are you ready for Sports Day? Let us hope you are.

Recent

Hey Ladies: We Wrote a Book!
Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It
Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”
Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”
Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever
So, How Have You Been Keeping Busy? A Post-Toast Analysis

Sections

  • Advice (280)
  • Books (665)
  • Humor (403)
  • Television (317)
  • Feminism (168)
  • Movies (263)
  • Food (153)
  • Beauty (230)
  • History (219)
  • Music (182)
  • Poetry (122)
  • Meta (775)

Series

  • The Jam
  • How To Tell If You’re In a Novel
  • If X Were Your Y
  • Dear Businesslady
  • Bargain Bin
  • Aunt Acid
  • Bible Verses
  • Ayn Rand Rewrites
  • The Convert Series
Explore

Home

People Search

Blog

Company

About Us

Contact Us

Legal

Privacy Policy

Terms of Use

Do Not Sell My Info

People Search Index

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
The Toast is not a consumer reporting agency as defined by the Fair Credit Reporting Act (FCRA), and it does not provide consumer reports. The information available on this website is intended for general informational purposes only and must not be used to assess someone's eligibility for credit, insurance, employment, housing, or any other purpose that falls under the scope of the FCRA.

mail [email protected]

Copyright © 2026 The Toast
Do Not Sell My Info Privacy Policy Terms