Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: Thousandfurs, Or The King Who Wanted To Marry His Daughter
Kings are loyal to kings.
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Books Every New England Novel Ever
That pretty much covers it.
Books Party Bus
"This is a story about a bus ride on a Saturday night just before sundown. Things get intense."
Books Ethan Frome, Probably
Ethan Frome is a book that's sort of about Yankee repression but mostly about sledding.
Books Memorable Passages From Teen Angels, A 1996 Series About Teens Who Were Also Angels
Teen Angels was a short-lived book series about teen angels. These are their stories.
Animals Children’s Stories Made Horrific: The Little Red Hen
Someone will help her eat the bread.
Books Review: Where Women are Kings
Vanessa Willoughby reviews Christie Watson's WHERE WOMEN ARE KINGS for The Butter.
Animals The Animorphs
A description of the Animorphs.
Books Twelve Classic Novels As Summarized By Someone Who Has Not Read Them
Some classic novels, probably.
Books Today I am a Lonely, Sexless Book Looking for Love and Understanding
Just a book looking for love.
Books The Boxcar Children, Redux
This is pretty much the Boxcar Children, which is disappointingly a book about small humans, and not newborn trains.
Books Scenes From The Bell Jar And Other Sylvia Plath Works, As Remembered By Someone Who Never Finished Reading Sylvia Plath
Scenes from the collected works of Sylvia Plath, from someone who has barely read her.
Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: The Frog Prince
Beauty is never private.
Books How To Tell If You Are In An E. Nesbit Novel
Do you suspect you might be in an E. Nesbit novel? Perhaps we can help.
Books How To Tell If You Are In A Terry Pratchett Novel
Might you be in a Terry Pratchett novel? We can help.
