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Art thou in one of Shakespeare's tragedies? Let us help.
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No, not that one.
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Tess of the D'Urbervilles, dirtbag.
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The Fug Girls on the mechanics of writing as a pair.
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Two brilliant nerds and a writer sit down to talk about Alfred Bester's THE STARS MY DESTINATION and what it means to them.
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The Toast has been given excerpts from Karl Ove Knausgaard's unpublished reviews of the rest of America.
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Mo Moulton explores the relationship between Dorothy L. Sayers' Harriet Vane and Lord Peter Wimsey, and what it means to have an equal relationship.
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You might be in one...right now.
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Alyssa Cole talks with fellow authors Kianna Alexander, Piper Huguley, and Lena Hart about writing historical romances featuring people of color.
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The LA Times Festival of Books finally has me in it.
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Did you know their name wasn't Robinson? The "Robinson" in the title was a reference to Robinson Crusoe. Huh.
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We can help you figure out if you're in a J.D. Salinger story.
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Previously: Ayn Rand Reviews Children's Movies.
Thomas the Tank Engine
When I ride on the 20th Century Limited, nobody touches a lever on the control panel but me. To ride a train is to take ingenuity itself as your lover; children should be given books about trains early and often.
All trains are important. Thomas the Tank Engine is the most important train that there is, because he believes himself to be so. Other, lesser trains attempt jealously to confuse him, to delude him into thinking he is no better than the rest. Do not listen to them, Thomas! Do not allow them to dampen the divine spark that illuminates your rear engine; do not allow yourself to be linked up with inferior box-cars who hang on to you and dog your steps and cause you to doubt yourself. You are the molten steam heart of America, the greatest country in the world.
I am not ashamed to admit that a tear very nearly came to my eye when the Controller told Thomas, "You are a really useful engine." I have never been so moved in all my life, and had to light a cigarette. I named the cigarette Thomas.
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The final entry in Ayn Rand's Harry Potter series.
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Selected scenes from Wolf Hall.