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Television

“So Those Egg Council Creeps Got To You Too, Huh?”

by Mallory Ortberg · December 11, 2015
You'd better run, egg!
Advice

Here Is One Way Not To Make Eggs

by Mallory Ortberg · June 8, 2015
There are many ways not to make eggs. Here is one of them.
Writing

The Possessed Egg Predicament: A Short Story

by Susan Jane Bigelow · May 23, 2014
Susan Jane Bigelow presents a very curious short story about a crate of possessed eggs.
Link Roundup

Monday Morning Link Round-Up

by Nicole Cliffe · September 30, 2013
A link round-up of the most important or creatively un-important stories that have drifted across our transom.

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Books

A Partial But By No Means Exhaustive List of Egg References in the Works of P.G. Wodehouse

by Mallory Ortberg · September 17, 2013
For no real reason other than the sheer fun of it, a list of egg references in the works of P.G. Wodehouse.

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