Magic
Just a standard lifestyle blog post by a young, female time-traveller, complete with comments.
Humor
A sober look at some Disney favorites.
Magic
Young Henry VIII, you cut that out. Stop looking like Benedict Cumberbatch.
Books
Shirley Jackson was probably the same lady as Flannery O'Connor. It's all there.
Health
Bodine Boling on how past-life regression therapy got her to step willingly into an elevator.
Family
You can have more than one feeling at the same time, but you can't have a leprechaun.
Magic
J.K. Rowling confirms the canonical existence of a time-traveling Ronbledore.
Magic
Curses for rich people.
Magic
An incomplete guide to the monsters you will encounter in your life, from the Tampon Imp to Procrastination.
Magic
John K. Peck breaks down the vital equations underpinning the foundations of the popular rock and/or roll music.
Feminism
Gretchen McCulloch, The Toast's resident linguist, on why we have gendered pronouns at all, and where they may be headed.
Magic
In which Holden Caulfield is attacked by vampires. We all think he had it coming.
History
In which we are taught the real history behind the legend of Snow White.
LGBT
A short story about a lesbian Chicana werewolf and her trans Filipina witch girlfriend. Obviously.
Advice
How to ensure your kids have a magical childhood.