Books Every Meal Lucy Snowe Almost Eats In Villette by Mallory Ortberg · May 17, 2016 Vinegar-and-sugar potatoes is definitely a new one!
Books Every Meal In Jane Eyre, Ranked In Order Of Severity by Mallory Ortberg · March 23, 2016 I EAT INDEPENDENCE I DRINK SELF-RELIANCE I PISS NOT-NEEDING YOU
Books Every Meal In Wuthering Heights Ranked In Order Of Sadness by Mallory Ortberg · March 22, 2016 Obviously they are all sad.
science Aw Dang Now I’m Sad About Space Again by Mallory Ortberg · February 19, 2016 It doesn't take much, but still!
News “The First Children Who Led Sad Lives” by Mallory Ortberg · February 17, 2016 It's not as cool as you might think!
Music Happy Morrissey Lyrics by Mallory Ortberg · February 25, 2014 You can make a couple of really happy phrases out of Morrissey's Smiths catalog.
Ancient Grains Head-to-Head Heartbreak: The Saddest Dads in Soft Rock by Mallory Ortberg · September 23, 2013 On fathers, soft rock, Dan Fogelberg, and the strange and individual sadness in your soul.
Music Actually the Saddest Girl by Nicole Cliffe · July 26, 2013 Describing the unbearable sadness of Stars' "Elevator Love Letter" girl.