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Art

Women Inexplicably Aroused By Waves in Art

by Mallory Ortberg · January 25, 2016
I guess this was a thing, I guess!
Animals

Haters Of The Sea: A Taxonomy

by Mallory Ortberg · December 28, 2014
A taxonomy of haters in marine biology.
Family

Sailing The QE2

by Hayley Krischer · April 18, 2014
Teenagers at sea.
Advice

Advice for Parents Who Want to Sail With Their Kids

by Marissa Maciel · April 11, 2014
Marissa Maciel offers up some real talk for parents who want to sail around the world with their kids.

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Humor

Folk Sayings from the Undersea Thunderdome

by Harrison Ownbey · February 26, 2014
Folk sayings from the sea.
Advice

Advice From Two Disparate Persons: Virgins, Toddlers, Chin Hairs

by Nicole and Mallory · August 16, 2013
The inaugural Toast advice column, in which Nicole Cliffe and Mallory Ortberg do their best.

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