Books Unnecessary Digs At Servants In Classic Vampire Novels
Vampires hate one thing more than they hate sunlight: people who work for a living.
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Books Texts From Carmilla
"Normal feelings, or blood feelings?" "...Normal feelings."
Movies Dracula Untold, Told: The Saddest Dad In The World
Dracula Untold: The Saddest Dad.
Magic Holden Caulfield: The Vampire Chronicles
In which Holden Caulfield is attacked by vampires. We all think he had it coming.
Carmilla: The Original Female Vampire
Lara Rutherford-Morrison on the origins of the lady vampire.
Books The Beetle: Like Dracula, But With Bugs
Margot Blankier on the long-forgotten bug equivalent of Dracula.
Magic Surprise: Our Vampires Are So Different That They’re Actually Yorkshire Terriers
Our vampires don't drink blood; they're Yorkies. Surprise.
Movies Things That Actually Happened In The Movie Vampire Academy, A Movie That Is About An Academy For Vampires
It's time to talk about Vampire Academy.
