Tags: comics, despite all the time you’d save the effort of balancing a man on your head all day seems like it’d be a wash to me if we’re being honest here, hats, highly effective people, matt lubchansky, self-help, SUPERFOODS, the queen of spiders
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At first I thought the “Double Pope” was Jennifer Lawrence at the Golden Globes in hat form.
If you’re planning on getting a Human Assistant Hat, you’ll want to get it from Tilley for the lifetime guarantee.
Tilley hats should make an appearance in DADS magazine; they seem to to bring my own personal Dad an endless amount of joy.
They should, my Dad’s Tilley hat was his signature look.
I’ve been pretty annoyed with my dad for the past few weeks but now I just want to give him and his ridiculous Tilley hat a hug.
Oh, God, I’d forgotten about the Tilley hat. Man, that was such a big deal. Especially big deal was the secret pocket to put a $20 bill.
where is my spider-control crown? I’d control them to stay the hell away from me.
Is this why we were never allowed to wear hats during tests? To level the playing field or something?
You could’ve been controlling spiders to give you the answers
What happens when the spiders inevitably mutiny and begin to control you?
Matt, make us a Wasp Control Crown too, please
I’d read a self-help book called “You Rule.”
I wrote that book.
booyah!
They should, my Dad's Tilley hat was his signature look.
Note to self: wear Viking Helm more often, improve overall efficiency. #bestlife
The sequel to this, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People (no, not that one), is a bestseller in the nun community.
An effective habit:

You have to find the one wearing a tiny crown that lets it control people, and take his hat. It will not work for you, because you are too large to wear it.