The Seven Hats of Highly Effective People

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18 Comments

  1. figwiggin +26

    At first I thought the “Double Pope” was Jennifer Lawrence at the Golden Globes in hat form.

  2. AmazingSandwich +20

    If you’re planning on getting a Human Assistant Hat, you’ll want to get it from Tilley for the lifetime guarantee.

    1. GreenGrasses +15

      Tilley hats should make an appearance in DADS magazine; they seem to to bring my own personal Dad an endless amount of joy.

        1. robot_dinosaur +1

          I’ve been pretty annoyed with my dad for the past few weeks but now I just want to give him and his ridiculous Tilley hat a hug.

    2. Claudia +3

      Oh, God, I’d forgotten about the Tilley hat. Man, that was such a big deal. Especially big deal was the secret pocket to put a $20 bill.

  3. anninyn +25

    where is my spider-control crown? I’d control them to stay the hell away from me.

  4. CordeliaFitz +17

    Is this why we were never allowed to wear hats during tests? To level the playing field or something?

  5. renegadeoboe +45

    The sequel to this, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People (no, not that one), is a bestseller in the nun community.

  6. inspiral

    You have to find the one wearing a tiny crown that lets it control people, and take his hat. It will not work for you, because you are too large to wear it.