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This week's Toast Points.
science
Scientists will never stop until every mice in existence has been horribly and slowly tortured to death.
Advice
A new advice column, in which the wisdom dispensed is derived from glorious works of poetry.
Humor
These are not real New Yorker longreads.
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Link Roundup
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup!