Meta
Toast Points for the week, plus a word about payments.
Television
Money? Money? Money? What money?
Meta
The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender.
Music
In case you're also in need of a playlist that will inspire you to throw out your old clothing.
The Butter
"The Vesuvius Infant," a new short story by Kendra Fortmeyer.
Humor
I hold out hope that I will be offered a visiting fellowship in over-the-top heterosexual performance.