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March 13, 2015

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Toast Points for the Week of March 13th

by Nicole Soojung Callahan · March 13, 2015
Toast Points for the week, plus a word about payments.
Television

A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: “If They Were Being Kind, They’d Put A Bullet Through Your Head”

by Mallory Ortberg · March 13, 2015
Money? Money? Money? What money?
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Cocktail Hour: Open Thread

by The Bartender · March 13, 2015
The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender.
Music

Goodbye To All That: Music To Throw Out Clothing To

by Lydia Pudzianowski · March 13, 2015
In case you're also in need of a playlist that will inspire you to throw out your old clothing.
The Butter

The Vesuvius Infant: A Short Story

by Kendra Fortmeyer · March 13, 2015
"The Vesuvius Infant," a new short story by Kendra Fortmeyer.
Humor

Syllabus For The Course On “Camp Heterosexuality” I Have Not Yet Been Asked To Teach

by Mallory Ortberg · March 13, 2015
I hold out hope that I will be offered a visiting fellowship in over-the-top heterosexual performance.

More by Mallory Ortberg

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  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

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