Apologies in advance, obviously
- “You’re apocryfull of it”
- Septua-get outta here
- Canon u gnostic
- more like the Meanene Creed
- how about Chalcedon’tian
- Tanakh it off
- that’s so Unfairisees
- Paul of Tarshush it
- give it a Nazarest
- “It’s never Josephus anymore, it’s always Joseph-you“
- “it’s not that I don’t like the guy, something about him just synopticks me off
I am heartily and appropriately ashamed of myself; please feel free to add your own early-church puns in the comments.
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
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