Some Pretty Good Burns, If You’re One Of The Early Apostles -The Toast

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Apologies in advance, obviously

  • “You’re apocryfull of it”
  • Septua-get outta here
  • Canon u gnostic
  • more like the Meanene Creed
  • how about Chalcedon’tian
  • Tanakh it off
  • that’s so Unfairisees
  • Paul of Tarshush it
  • give it a Nazarest
  • “It’s never Josephus anymore, it’s always Joseph-you
  • “it’s not that I don’t like the guy, something about him just synopticks me off

I am heartily and appropriately ashamed of myself; please feel free to add your own early-church puns in the comments.

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