Beauty
Life would be a dream.
Movies
Say, you're a real apple-cart picker, aren't you, sister?
The Butter
mensah demary's latest Liner Notes column for The Butter.
Art
Step One: Assemble linen-bedecked bitches. Step Two: There is no step two.
Language
The Toast's resident linguist explores the evolution of internet slang, and the importance of having a personal style guide.
Dreams
Good morning! You're not an adult going to work. It's the first day of seventh grade!
Link Roundup
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.