ByJaya Saxena and Matt Lubchansky

Jaya Saxena is a New Yorker who writes for lots of things. The Toast, Uncommon Courtesy, and New Amsterdam Mystery Company are some of them. Follow her on Twitter @jayasax. Matt Lubchansky makes comics and occasionally leaves his apartment in New York. His work includes Please Listen to Me and New Amsterdam Mystery Company. He's on Twitter, and doesn't expect you to get his name right.

  1. As we wracked our brains to create a week’s worth of content for you lovely readers, we came up with a number of ideas that just didn’t make the cut. Here are just a few rejects, listed so you can know what you may have missed.

    “All British Literature is Garbage” in which Matt trolls everyone based on one class he took in high school. MRA Mondays Horses Are Just Impossible and Are Not Real…

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  2. These are all actual things that have been said to Jaya, in what she presumes are attempts to compliment her appearance or hit on her. This is how she wishes she had responded.

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  3. In 1996, New York City’s maintenance workers went on strike. This is one ten-year-old’s take on the impending chaos.

    [sic everything]

    They garbage will be everywhere

    city will be garbage

    No trucks

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  4. Everyone here is on board with Prince, yes? Prince is the greatest. He is the only person who can say “I sincerely wanna f**k the taste out of your mouth” and you’ll be like “well yeah, that makes sense.” But what does he really mean?

     

    This is how it's gonna be

    If U wanna be with me

    Ain't no room 4 disagreein', uh

    1+1+1 is 3

    In his

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  5. This month's dad is holding a baby lamb. Or a goat, I'm being told; I don't know, I'm not an animal husbandrist.

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  6. Merry Christmas from the hardworking team at Dad Magazine.

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  7. The Thanksgiving edition of Dad Magazine is here.

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