Food Nuts Are Still Terrible; Science Is Useless
Science wants you to eat more nuts. Don't listen.
Mallory Ortberg
Food 
Animals The Hunger of the Caterpillar
The caterpillar is so hungry.
Religion Scenes From The Book of Revelation I Look Forward To Seeing on Sleepy Hollow
Sleepy Hollow features a lot of scenes from the biblical Book of Revelation. Here are a few more we can look forward to.
science A Real-Life Version of The Descent Where Everyone Lives
Women! Caves! Bones! ASTRONAUTS OF THE SOIL!
Books Texts From Cormac McCarthy
Text messages from Cormac McCarthy.
Beauty The Crowning of Adam Levine, The Sexiest Man Alive
The crowning of Adam Levine as the sexiest man alive.
Food Restaurant Reviews From Jimmy Stewart’s Character At the End of It’s A Wonderful Life
Restaurant reviews from Jimmy Stewart's character at the end of "It's A Wonderful Life."
Folklore The False Housewives of Atlanta
Beware the false housewives of Atlanta.
Books Scientific Questions About Animorphs
Please explain the science of the Animorphs to me.
Television Theme Songs That Read Alternately Cheerful and Terrifying
Theme song lyrics are terrifying divorced from their cheery melodies.
Video Games Characters in Zelda: Ocarina of Time Who Hate Their Jobs
No one in Hyrule cares about their job.
Movies Your The Best Man Holiday Feelings
Mallory describes the best movie of the season: the Best Man Holiday.
Misandry More Misandrist Lullabies
Lullabies to soothe even the most angry of misandrists and send hirr sailing into untroubled sleep.
LGBT Femslash Friday: Olivia Benson, Alex Cabot, and Hope
The biggest ship of them all: SVU, Olivia Benson, and Alex Cabot.
Religion The Second Coming
The Second Coming, and a little bit about carpentry.
